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and I’m just sharing tales of my travels either in the real world or on the web

I like funny things or making things funny.</description><title>Stationary Gypsies</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @theted2o)</generator><link>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>kevinless:

justinjewmanji:

mydaddysinacoma:

why the fuck...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/h2KYHLLIRYk?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kevinless.tumblr.com/post/51265286263/justinjewmanji-mydaddysinacoma-why-the-fuck"&gt;kevinless&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justinjewmanji.tumblr.com/post/51265117227/mydaddysinacoma-why-the-fuck-isnt-this-all"&gt;justinjewmanji&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mydaddysinacoma.tumblr.com/post/50977911584/why-the-fuck-isnt-this-all-over-my-dash-yet-jesus"&gt;mydaddysinacoma&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;why the fuck isn’t this all over my dash yet jesus christ&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;my anthem&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;queen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love Sarah Silverman&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51277649391</link><guid>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51277649391</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ipoog:

do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6169d8f566196586665ad329d4139c26/tumblr_mn0j5zSuPe1qieg8po1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ipoog.tumblr.com/post/50758153604/do-you-think-the-museum-will-accept-this-as-a"&gt;ipoog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51277221040</link><guid>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51277221040</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 23:54:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>togifs:

Giddyup.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3abf93dca80e4d54772ca258ff125ca9/tumblr_mnc4y6CEli1rjcfxro1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gifs.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/51276953816/giddyup" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;togifs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Giddyup.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51277084610</link><guid>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51277084610</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 23:52:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>best-of-funny:

french:

my life all wrapped up into one...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0db2ddcf606b71055e36194ba85b46b6/tumblr_mmd1fi9PSm1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://best-of-funny.tumblr.com/post/51217912175/french-my-life-all-wrapped-up-into-one-photo" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;best-of-funny&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://french.tumblr.com/post/51043633864/my-life-all-wrapped-up-into-one-photo"&gt;french&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;my life all wrapped up into one photo&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://best-of-funny.tumblr.com/"&gt;X&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51218621883</link><guid>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51218621883</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 07:30:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>odditiesoflife:

The Amazing Underwater Forest of Lake...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aed0fa792cdb3553a29743125820a108/tumblr_mn9gjlywxF1rw872io3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7464ee6e53b54ec1f198541b916e8020/tumblr_mn9gjlywxF1rw872io7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f40f3c00ea510fc7db6baecf75777110/tumblr_mn9gjlywxF1rw872io5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a272334998ac18d95a3ab062183e3725/tumblr_mn9gjlywxF1rw872io4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b467c946fb3f0c413ed575f1df8e49f6/tumblr_mn9gjlywxF1rw872io1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/87612a9f08bc2ee53f84348f7b81e007/tumblr_mn9gjlywxF1rw872io6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://curioushistory.com/post/51157142806/sunken-forest-in-lake-kaindy"&gt;odditiesoflife&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Amazing Underwater Forest of Lake Kaindy&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What makes Lake Kaindy &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;truly remarkable is that it contains an underwater forest. Visible on the lakes surface are the tall, dried-out tops of submerged Spruce trees that rise above the water’s surface like the masts of sunken ships. They are the only sign of the amazing frozen forest below the water’s surface.&lt;a href="http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/news-incredible-sunken-ships"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The water is so cold (even in summer the temperature does not exceed 6 degrees) that the pine needles remain on the trees, even after a hundred years of being submerged. During the winter, the lake freezes and becomes a popular spot for ice diving.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The lake&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;is 400 meters long and is located in Kazakhstan’s portion of the Tian Shan Mountains, about 129 km from the city of Almaty. The lake was created after an earthquake in 1911 triggered a large landslide blocking the gorge and forming a natural dam.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51203866373</link><guid>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51203866373</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 00:19:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9dxmzCnh1qkyhuao1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9dxmzCnh1qkyhuao2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9dxmzCnh1qkyhuao5_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9dxmzCnh1qkyhuao6_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9dxmzCnh1qkyhuao7_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9dxmzCnh1qkyhuao8_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9dxmzCnh1qkyhuao10_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9dxmzCnh1qkyhuao9_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9dxmzCnh1qkyhuao11_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9dxmzCnh1qkyhuao12_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51189314795</link><guid>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51189314795</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 20:58:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f8ccc29598d87e5a790880f05342c511/tumblr_mn9te7AkB31qzwtdlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51181171760</link><guid>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51181171760</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 19:05:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>what kind of job do you do that it forbids you to have a beard?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I work at an amusement park now doing stagehand work. and it says in their rules that guys can’t have facial hair.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I know it’s so that they think we don’t look like dealers or murders but…..come on&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="195" src="http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/012/189/d7c.gif" width="195"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51179579155</link><guid>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51179579155</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 18:43:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>nickkroll:

krollshow:

Ref Jeff’s back and this time he brought...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/d_rfk43jNZ4?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.nickkroll.com/post/51171807890/krollshow-ref-jeffs-back-and-this-time-he"&gt;nickkroll&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://krollshow.tumblr.com/post/51095819150/ref-jeffs-back-and-this-time-he-brought-key"&gt;krollshow&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ref Jeff’s back and this time he brought Key &amp; Peele’s Jordan Peele with him.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ref Jeff FINALLY locks down plans!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51172833138</link><guid>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51172833138</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 17:11:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I think I’ve looked my best with facial hair. But now...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e50a9b39b687a39deba433a28181470/tumblr_mn9rioDo9y1r190f0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Freshman year 2009&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0225d1d4bad09479c6d5c89376b5ba2/tumblr_mn9rioDo9y1r190f0o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Sophomore year 2010&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/319da33ecf4ec4b104e8e8d7b656e14d/tumblr_mn9rioDo9y1r190f0o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Junior year 2011&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b8ac3c725eda5dadde207fd2ba3629a0/tumblr_mn9rioDo9y1r190f0o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Senior year 2012&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;p&gt;I think I’ve looked my best with facial hair. But now because of my job and the real world, I don’t think I’ll be able to have any kind of beard for awhile. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(except a mustache, but I don’t want that.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is me from Freshman year of college to senior year with my beards. I’ll miss ‘em :(&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51171732436</link><guid>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51171732436</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:56:47 -0400</pubDate><category>me</category><category>theted2o</category><category>beard</category><category>facial hair</category><category>looking back</category><category>growing up</category></item><item><title>Let the games begin</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c7c7c0ad7d42319316ab6625062038b7/tumblr_mn9pagAAAl1r190f0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Let the games begin&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51168183824</link><guid>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51168183824</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:08:40 -0400</pubDate><category>theted2o</category><category>cards against humanity</category><category>me</category></item><item><title>Audio</title><description>&lt;iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A7Bxv0WL7UC6WwQpk9TzdMJ&amp;view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51167292342</link><guid>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51167292342</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 15:56:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Do you mean all electronic music making noise for the sake of noise, or just Daft Punk? That goes without saying definitely for top 40 music with it's heavy EDM infusion for the past few years. Other than that, I would say that that's the point of EDM which is meant to make you dance, but Daft Punk toe the line of that and Electronica. The concept of the album was also to make electronic/disco music with live instrumentation (nothing they've done before) so yeah it's most def a departure.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I didn’t mean that all electronica is noise for the sake of noise. Just most of it, depending on the artist. Like you said Phillip, it’s meant for people to dance and have fun.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But, listening to Random Memories is kind of a breath of fresh air. It’s slow dance. It’s calmer. It’s a moment of silence for how far dance music has come since the 70s style. It’s something we didn’t expect, in the best way. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;nothing too fast. nothing too loud. Most of the songs remind me of “Something about Us” from Discovery, which was a favorite of mine. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As of right now, I feel this is an great album to play when you’re with someone special, in an intimate atmosphere, and you say “I love you.” &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The album as a whole can keep that type of intimate vibe going without breaking it, than most electronica albums I’ve listened to.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And with that, thank you and goodnight. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51136563880</link><guid>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51136563880</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 04:11:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>wow-look:

have you seen rebecca sugar’s thesis film? it’s so...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/15082193?color=c9161f" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wow-look.tumblr.com/post/51096018384/have-you-seen-rebecca-sugars-thesis-film-its-so"&gt;wow-look&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;have you seen &lt;a href="http://rebeccasugar.tumblr.com/"&gt;rebecca sugar’s&lt;/a&gt; thesis film? it’s so good&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51109856568</link><guid>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51109856568</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:31:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>helioscentrifuge:

aprilfoolromance:

Dr. William Forscher...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c44d5ae5efa34e2eab15cc372940a6d4/tumblr_mn5tlbyFC41qaq9lxo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/31f638719927b7c855dff15840b65ce5/tumblr_mn5tlbyFC41qaq9lxo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/16410dec02dce8b47e1f50ad26b1081b/tumblr_mn5tlbyFC41qaq9lxo3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://helioscentrifuge.tumblr.com/post/51052629508"&gt;helioscentrifuge&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aprilfoolromance.tumblr.com/post/51046020110/dr-william-forscher-experiment-log-experiment"&gt;aprilfoolromance&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Dr. William Forscher Experiment Log&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Experiment #04781: Magnesect, the Mournful&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt; Pok&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;mon.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Early research conducted on the evolution of Paras into Parasect and the process involved with its spores concluded that the spores themselves became the dominant life-source of the Pok&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;mon upon growth. This information was first published by Professor Oak, creator of the Pok&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;dex; however, it’s theorized that early Pok&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;mon masters had a rudimentary understanding of the relationship between the insect and its spores, given the often impersonal relationship maintained between most publicized Parasect trainers and their Pok&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;mon. These trainers would often have strong bonds with their team, yet would utilize Parasect as a type of organic machine, rather than a living creature.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Further study into the curious nature of the &lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon revealed that, upon evolution, the spores of the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon seem to simply put it in a catatonic state. Though the mushroom does the primary ‘thinking’, the body is still alive in its most basic form, and is still capable and required to function as a living host in order for the spores to stay healthy and strong. It was observed that Parasect consume organic matter for its energy to revitalize the mushroom atop its back; ergo, it was hypothesized that the mushroom was supplying the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon vital nutrients for survival.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;In conducting Experiment #04781, our goal was to determine the effects of a living, conscious host integrated with its organic master. After numerous unsuccessful attempts to revive the creature within the mushroom— experiments which often resulted in the release of defensive toxic spores from its back— it was suggested that a secondary, non-organic host be spliced with the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon to balance the attention of the controlling spores released into it. Magnemite was proposed as both an excellent non-organic &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon test subject as well as an acceptable power source to successfully revitalize the catatonic creature within the mushroom.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;For the purposes of the experiment, we gave #04781 a name: Magnesect. This spliced &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon went through several variant degrees of applied electricity before a successful, living result was created. The Magnemite was spliced and dominantly maintained control of the creature’s brain, purging the spores from within it. Its bolts were recreated and used to secure its mutated form in place within the Parasect’s body. The strain of the machine on the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon caused many fissures in its exoskeleton, exposing ligaments often associated with non-insect life.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;For the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon itself, the Parasect life-form is capable of seeing— visual electronic receptors installed within the body of the Magnemite that connect to its limited occipital lobe— and is capable of digesting food without the aid of the mushroom cap on its back. Injuries caused from the splicing have shown some consequence: the spores have increased in ferocity within the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon, and are far more numerous. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Despite our best efforts to maintain a consistent harmony between the influence of the machine and the mushroom’s spores within the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon, a constant battle for dominance between the two are observed within the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon, with the life-form caught in the painful struggle.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Attempts to raise Magnesect have resulted in across-the-board failure. The&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon appears to be in constant, endless pain from these struggles. It seems to only eat via command of the machine and mushroom controlling it; when these influences are forced ‘off’, it ceases all function in an attempt to end itself through malnourishment. Its enhanced vision is put to little use due to visual warping caused by its perpetual tearing and cries. The only seeming benefit of this genetic splicing is the result caused upon the spores themselves: their viciousness and toxicity is unlike any other seen within the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon world. It’s as though it’s attempting to adapt to the machine within the creature in an effort to purge it from— or envelope it into— the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon’s physiology.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Continued research and study is suggested: over time, the spores may well adapt into life previously unseen, and the &lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon may be perfected into new form. With the influence of machine within it, it’s entirely possible that a perpetual state of evolution may be attained over multiple generations. Currently, however, it is not recommended as a battle-ready &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon, unless put to use against opponents who utilize non-offensive strategies early in battle— again, the toxicity of its spores are &lt;em&gt;truly&lt;/em&gt; amazing.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Submitted for your review. Attached is our suggested entry for our catalog of experimental Pok&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;dex entries.&lt;span&gt; This information is confidential, and should not be published to the National &lt;/span&gt;Pok&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;dex.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Details regarding our other ongoing experiments forthcoming.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Pok&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;em&gt;dex Entry: Its pained cries are filled with sorrow. During battle, it seems to act more aggressive and desperate when its opponent is not attacking it.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;—&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Artist’s Notes&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;I wanted to jump in and join the pokemon fusion fun :D Picked Magnesect because it looked really interesting and undead. To give it a nice touch, I requested by husband to put some background to it :]&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;holy shit&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51109058195</link><guid>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51109058195</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:21:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thewhatstripes:

clarence-odbody:


Video Response To Taylor...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c00257e2183655e8926ba0c9b7f085ae/tumblr_mn7zfxo9Wc1qb0snwo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b00e36099595314a13119ee38fcffe67/tumblr_mn7zfxo9Wc1qb0snwo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/17bc7b72c5b03f1de4efc617d1c2e79e/tumblr_mn7zfxo9Wc1qb0snwo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/15d0090729c9f9f974ffa45bda9f6d4a/tumblr_mn7zfxo9Wc1qb0snwo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a6f00df64230cf0225f5b9bdb508860/tumblr_mn7zfxo9Wc1qb0snwo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8eb743854b2d2f6ec947793c56ab6579/tumblr_mn7zfxo9Wc1qb0snwo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/439f6a6f0fb51152ed1d1679892ea634/tumblr_mn7zfxo9Wc1qb0snwo7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab3761a412f24581b0680aa1a3a70371/tumblr_mn7zfxo9Wc1qb0snwo8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thewhatstripes.tumblr.com/post/51106658355/clarence-odbody-video-response-to-taylor" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;thewhatstripes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://clarence-odbody.tumblr.com/post/51098071782/video-response-to-taylor-swifts-video-22-x"&gt;clarence-odbody&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Video Response To Taylor Swift’s Video “22” [&lt;a href="http://youtu.be/cjpLE6ueL7s"&gt;x&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Speaking as a current 22-year-old, Conan nails it on the head.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;One month, three days, and it’s so dangerously accurate.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51106828191</link><guid>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51106828191</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 19:51:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This album is the most chill Daft Punk has made. It’s not...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A2cGxRwrMyEAp8dEbuZaVv6&amp;view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This album is the most chill Daft Punk has made. It’s not like most electronic music that’s makes sounds for the sack of loud noise. They made a huge risk with the style, and it’s not what I expected. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It gives the Random Access Memories more meaning after listening to their previous albums. That’s why I like it. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51105657341</link><guid>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51105657341</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 19:35:39 -0400</pubDate><category>daft punk</category><category>instant crush</category><category>random access memories</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d3bdf115d019fe51ce3651d2eeb5084b/tumblr_mn6oqs3ad61rjcfxro1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51102965367</link><guid>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51102965367</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 18:59:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/68f30e9702fe183284c139d28d26ed4e/tumblr_mn7tmfYuTD1qb5gkjo1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d3bc3f5c23290a67e17f6cfbd33af09/tumblr_mn7tmfYuTD1qb5gkjo2_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b2e463dbe5977b18193b3c40a41776d/tumblr_mn7tmfYuTD1qb5gkjo3_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2651cecc84c18884402995376956aed5/tumblr_mn7tmfYuTD1qb5gkjo4_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/698f60fc01497f49cc076873e5617dd6/tumblr_mn7tmfYuTD1qb5gkjo5_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/91d91ddfb54426b2b8e043291676763f/tumblr_mn7tmfYuTD1qb5gkjo6_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://iraffiruse.net/post/51093929099" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;iraffiruse&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://frozach.tumblr.com/"&gt;Frozach Submitted&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51102846439</link><guid>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51102846439</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 18:57:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>azizisbored:

Jimmy Fallon Interview: Part 1 - Late Nights and...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UiLaukbxQMs?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/51094739441" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;azizisbored&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Jimmy Fallon Interview: Part 1 - Late Nights and Dating in the Texting Era… &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51102666613</link><guid>http://theted2o.tumblr.com/post/51102666613</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 18:55:10 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
