January 2012
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Jan 31st
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SOOO CLOSE!!!
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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How I eat...
when I’m with people or in a restaurant when I’m home alone
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line: ‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’  Me: ‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’ More laughs here
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Downey Jr. Can Suck it
“I’m gonna be Smaug”
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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History jokes: If someone I knew had a surprise...
Me: Guess what your birthday and Pearl Harbor have in common
Birthday person: What?
(open the door)
Everyone: SURPRISE!!!
Jan 26th
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Call Taken
tastefullyoffensive: via
Jan 26th
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My Wake Up Call
Me: So my throat isn't sore anymore. But how is my coughing? *inhale*
Exhale: YOU"RE FAMILY IS CURSED WITH THE PLAGUE OF THE MARSH!!! MAY YOUR FUTURE CHILDREN KNOW THE AGONY OF YOUR MISFORTUNE!!!
Me: s***....ow
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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WatchWatch
To the future cat ladies, stop before it’s too late
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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HOLY CRAP THIS IS GENIUS!!!
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo in Five Minutes from Cracked.com
Jan 24th
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Hotdiggedydemon: Why Adult Men Like My Little... →
hotdiggedydemon: The term ‘Brony’ has been coined to denote men between 18 and 30 who enjoy and partake in the fandom of Lauren Faust’s reboot of My Little Pony, titled My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. From the fact that this vernacular exists in the first place we can infer not only that Bronies… Now, I like animated shows. I haven’t really watched much of My Little Pony,...
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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A Humbling Experience
Yesterday, I was walking to Chamber choir listening to some epic music. I was also deep in day dreaming (like always) that I was a super falcon beast master destroying evil government empires!!! Or not being single, Which ever comes first. Let me tell you, nothing brings you crashing back down to Earth quicker than a plop of bird s*** to the shoulder that literally came from nowhere. I...
Jan 19th
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I had my first experience doing comedy at a Comedy...
It was amazing!! This is how I feel right now after my bro and I did an awesome show: BOOM!!! TAKE IT!!! I sooo sorry. Can we still be friends?
Jan 18th
Jan 17th
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LEGO!!! STOP TEASING ME AND GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!! →
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Ask me questions?
Yes? No? …… Maybe?
Jan 15th
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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